Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Jesus saves....Passes to Moses....He shoots! HE SCORES!

Q: What's the difference between a miniature circus and a group of blondes? A: The circus is an array of cunning stunts!